itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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mxcleod:

mxcleod:

my sister is as old as some of you

and that is just wrong 

no one born in the 2000’s should be following me 

it just feels so wrong

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ok whatever you say 

(via allteensrelate)

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cknd:

Dogs probably think I am magical because rooms light up when I enter them.

(via shouldnt)

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via remainfictional)

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skellagirl:

If you think cats can’t love you as much as a dog then you’ve obviously never had one come lay beside you and purr while you’re in the middle of a crying fit

(via alabastas)

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gabbyneiers:

remember when narcissa malfoy saved the entire wizarding world by being like “fuck this noise i’m getting my dumbass dude and my dumbass kid the hell out”

(via if-dementors-were-pink)

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korilinequeenofall:

frozenandfandoms:

"What is shipping?"

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The most accurate depiction of shipping I have ever seen.

(Source: yelenasbelova, via otakudrag0n)

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joshpeckofficiall:

baileysglasses:

joshpeckofficiall:

why do people get excited when I message them back on here i’m a 16 year old boy that laughs at a cheeseburger sitting on a windshield with ‘perfect day’ playing in the background

The only reason I followed you was because I thought you were Josh Peck from drake and josh.

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(via remainfictional)

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lameust:

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

 

(via housesofthegoldie)

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maarchen:

maarchen:

what if instead of biting their fingers etc titan shifters aggressively yodeled to turn into titans

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it was funnier in my head

(via thisshiphassailedoff)

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velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via shouldnt)

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